Minding My Own Business

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, ‘You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.’ As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit – Mitch Hedberg

The Drama

Casino gambling is colorful and dramatic and theatrical –  Steve Wynn

The World

I like to think of the world as a sort of a casino, except the house doesn’t have the advantage. If you’re smart, you have an advantage. It behooves you to place a lot of bets – Evan Williams

Get Lucky

With the casino and the beds, our passengers will have at least two ways to get lucky on one of our flights – Richard Branson

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